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2003-09-19
12:00 - Clothes go in washer

12:10 - Lunch

1:00 - Clothes go in dryer

12:30 (that would be just after midnight) - Jason remembers he did laundry today. He panics and runs to the laundry room. He finds no one has touched his laundry and it is all still there. Whew!

Jason is dared to open the freshman picture directory and randomly find some girl to meet (aparently he isn't very good at that). After much resistance he gives in and closes his eyes. He flips a few pages and puts his finger randomly on a page. Jason points to a girl (whew) whose name is Rachel. Hobbies and interests: Band. Jason turns a slight hue of red and closes the book and says nothing. They ask who it was and he says he pointed to a commercial for a car wash in Lafayette. They are all disappointed and move on to a new topic of discussion.

Later that night Jason is flipping through the same directory when he notices a girl named Vanessa. She looks just like the one from back home. He vowes never to name any of his children Vanessa.

The End

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I haven't heard much from anyone lately. Leave me a note in my convenient note leaving box. I would love to hear from one and all!
12:28 a.m.
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