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Purity

2003-08-26
What a weird week.

They said grow a uterus. I was shocked.

I went to get my uniform for band and they were all out of my size so they went to see if they had any girl sizes that would fit me. They told me that if I could just grow some boobs it would fit perfectly on me.

Today, the band director screams at the top of his lungs "Why do I hear single tuba players and not a whole section? I know, its because some of you aren't playing...WE WILL HAVE NO PUSSIES IN THIS BAND!!!, thank you."

I just want Jenna to know that all of this has been forced upon me and that purity points should not be subtracted. I refuse to be corrupted. :) I will remain five. *earmuffs*

Jason<><

5:57 p.m.
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